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Is the world better off for the US existing?

Is the world better off for the US existing?

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[–] 1 pt

You are sad because you build your identity off of something you are not.

We are ego-centric beyond words. We are concerned with our problems, our solutions, our tax-dollars.

But you are brilliant, and you are special, and you can solve our problems.

We just need to know you are doing the right thing.

You have to do it for us.

I'm just an eggplant. Why is the burden all mine? Can you help?

[–] 2 pts (edited )

I'm just an eggplant.

Said the eggplant, as he stood upright in the soil.

Why is the burden all mine?

Said the same eggplant, as he was bathed in the sunlight

Can you help?

He asked, to a stranger on the internet, who was more than willing to help, but spoke in retarded parables.