I wish you a niggerless journey.

I'd rather drive even if it takes me several days.

Lookup the actual plane model before travel. If it's a Boeing, ask the airline to change your flight where they use some other aircraft. When enough people do that, it will send a message. Ask the airline how you can "help" them do a pre-flight check. Tell them you're looking for loose/missing bolts, excessive tape, missing sections of the airframe, etc.

Post broken escape hatch pics

It's more important that Shaquinta feels good about her maths and science and shit than you being on a safe flight. After all she prolly would score way better than whypeepo if maths wasn't racist.

Just get in the air crash can, goy.

Might be a good idea to bring a pfd and snacks with you.

Hopefully your company doesn't require you to use Concur or some bullshit, so you can book yourself.

https://www.kayak.com/ is making the rounds, since they allow you to filter by aircraft.

Won't help you with Shaniqua in the cockpit though.