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While they were both shitting...

This raises many questions. Did one come in after the other, and they just struck up a conversation? Or did they premeditate this, planning on shitting together to have a conversation? Was one trying to excuse himself from a conversation by saying "I have to go to the bathroom", only to have the other say "me too, let's go!"

What is going on here?

Or maybe this is just a sign of the times...

While they were both shitting... This raises many questions. Did one come in after the other, and they just struck up a conversation? Or did they premeditate this, planning on shitting together to have a conversation? Was one trying to excuse himself from a conversation by saying "I have to go to the bathroom", only to have the other say "me too, let's go!" What is going on here? Or maybe this is just a sign of the times...

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[–] • 5 pts

If this is sign of the times, then the times suck. If someone asked me how I would feel if there was someone trying to hold a conversation while on the toilet, I would tell them that it would make me feel awkward and would rather not.

If those 2 don't get any uncomfortable or awkward feelings, they are what is wrong, not us.

[–] • 4 pts

Conversing while having bowel movements is such a jewish sounding thing. They must be fecal fixated jews.

[–] • 3 pts

Back in the day I would walk from school to my friend's house, take a shit with the door open, continuing the conversation from the walk. Nowadays I just shit at 5am like a normal person.

[–] • 3 pts

If one of them said, "ya gotta see the size of this one", I'd quit that fucking job.

[–] • 3 pts

Women do that a lot. I've always been uncomfortable with it and try to sneak away without any other women noticing. I had no idea guys did the bathroom conversations.

[–] • 9 pts

I had no idea guys did the bathroom conversations

Never in all my years have I ever heard of nor encountered this. Real men don't get conversational in the mens room.

[–] • 8 pts (edited )

Agreed.

  • There is no speaking. Ever.*
  • There is no eye contact. Ever.*
  • There is no looking around you while you pee. Ever.*
  • After entering, your gaze is straight ahead and then slightly upward as you approach the urinal, and you then either stare at the wall straight ahead or quickly look straight downward to your own business as you go.
  • If you encounter another man as you are leaving or entering, the only acceptable interaction is a slight head nod (without eye contact) as the one who has already gone and is leaving steps back to allow the one that hasn't gone yet to enter and get it done without delay.
  • Toilet stalls are for fatasses and the physically damaged. You don't shit in public unless it is an emergency, in which case there are additional rules to those listed above (the urinal-specific ones obviously no longer apply).

*If there is one or more niggers in the restroom when you enter, or if one or more enters after you are already in there:

  • You must never relax and all rules are understood to be on hold by the White men present while the threat is assessed and constantly monitored.
  • You don't leave a White brother in a restroom alone with a nigger, let alone more than one nigger. You wash your hands multiple times if you have to until your kin has finished going and you both leave together with the second to leave doing so by backing out through the doorway behind the other to keep the threat in sight until the door shuts behind you both.
[–] • 3 pts

I second this. Whatever specimen Theo encountered they are not true men.

[–] • 2 pts

Well I guess making a point and dropping a bombshell would take on a whole new meaning.

[–] • 2 pts

I have come across people on the phone talking while taking a shit. Blows my mind.