I once tricked a nigger named Emmitt to say "I em'nt a mint, I'm a Emmitt" because he had a speech impediment and made it funny.
He did pronounce his name as Emimintt. It was at a grocery job I worked one summer when I was 15.
I was teased for my accent so I learned English as quickly as possible and used it to fight back.
I once tricked an abo into eating dog poo. Let me know if you want the full story. I was ten at the time.
Sure I always enjoy a funny story about inferiors who don't belong.
I was living in Ozy with my dad for a few years growing up and my half brothers and I were playing in a sand pit with our match box cars (1983 or something) These two abos from across the road came over and started playing in the pit with us. The youngest one was probably about five was sucking on his car like a teething pacifier. Well me being the little hatting on everything black managed to get the car off him by offering him one of mine and I popped his open and loaded it with dog shit then gave it back. He continued to suck on his car. He reacted with a weird expression but soon found the flavor that he had always longed for and continued to suck on that match box car until we told them to fuck off back to their side of the road. I still remember it like it was yesterday, fun times.
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