No one gives a crap about your background. Background checks are just "we did something to make sure we didn't hire a retard so it's not our fault if he magically turns out to be a retard".

i've had so many background checks that if everything isn't known about me, it's not one of my traits.

Get yourself one of those gov TS clearances...

Fucking worst background check ever.

And it isn't even valid anymore. since it has aged out without redoing the checks or needing the clearance anymore.

Had to do the fucking run around... Never needed the clearance.