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Saw job I wanted on Indeed.

Applied.

Got automated message back from recruiter saying "we will contact you shortly"

No, you won't. I'm not going to bend over and be contacted by another man. I'm the one that does the contacting around here.

Recruiter had his full name signed on the message.

Used theHarvester on Kali to find other publicly listed email addresses at his company to get the email format. [First Initial][Last Name]@Theosnewjob.com.

Cool. Email him.

Responds with link for scheduling an interview.

Don't bother clicking it, his email signature included his phone number.

Call him directly, thank him for reaching back out to me, he says great, let's schedule a phone interview, I say yeah let's do it now.

Good interview, he says he needs to fill out a form and send it to the hiring manager and I'll hear bacl from him.

I say who is the hiring manager, he gives me information. In the process of stalking him on LinkedIn right now.

Feels good, I think I can force my way through this process with charisma and skill

Saw job I wanted on Indeed. Applied. Got automated message back from recruiter saying "we will contact you shortly" ***No, you won't.*** I'm not going to bend over and be contacted by another man. I'm the one that does the contacting around here. Recruiter had his full name signed on the message. Used theHarvester on Kali to find other publicly listed email addresses at his company to get the email format. [First Initial][Last Name]@Theosnewjob.com. Cool. Email him. Responds with link for scheduling an interview. Don't bother clicking it, his email signature included his phone number. Call him directly, thank him for reaching back out to me, he says great, let's schedule a phone interview, I say yeah let's do it now. Good interview, he says he needs to fill out a form and send it to the hiring manager and I'll hear bacl from him. I say who is the hiring manager, he gives me information. In the process of stalking him on LinkedIn right now. Feels good, I think I can force my way through this process with charisma and skill

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They should hire you just for your zeal, innovation and relentless pursuit of success!

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And a mild fear that he'll find their home addresses and nail his resume to their doors at night.

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I think I can force my way through this process with charisma and skill

You're gonna have to lie about your address though.

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I already did

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That's what I thought.

Dumpster #2 behind 7Eleven would raise questions.

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I'm the #1 dumpster guy anyway, I don't play second fiddle to anyone

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Being assertive and confident is a skill, and it's rare in the land of fluoride numbed sheep.

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I'm the one that does the contacting around here. [...] yeah let's do it now.

badass

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See people like you should be running companies.

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Just don't mention you visit poal, you should be good!

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If they ask, I will tell them I use Upgoat

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Nice. I think my first question would have been something like "How and why did you decide to go around the process". Depending on the answer I would possibly hire on the spot.

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It's not really work It's just the power to charm

-David Bowie

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Now that's how it's done. Good luck TK. 👍

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This timing is good for me as I was just advising a friend on getting the job he wants by walking in and flooding the company with persistent confidence. He's a cabinet maker laborer and was recently laid off. Good guy but still has life skills to learn, just like everyone else.

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