I'm pretty sure there is a way to fire yourself.
I'm very close to just stop coming in and let them fire me.
If you get fired for cause there are no benefits like unemployment.
Depends where you are. I've never been on the benefit other then briefly when the company I worked for went under.
That is a joke around here. Any time management gives you a negative review and attempts to alter your behavior loudly declare, “oh fuck it I’m fired. I deserve it. That’s it it’s over.“ Management is investing in you by trying to alter your behavior and this is the last thing they expect.
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