In this house, we believe Halloween candy is composed of pure insulin spiking, buzz worthy, sweet toothed, youthful indulgence, glorious refined sugar. In this house, we have never seen gluten in a Reese's or Circus Peanut. In this house we believe policing legit peanuts in Snickers for their allergy prone progeny falls squarely on the parents as a penance tax for Moms that bought into the bullshit and avoided peanuts during pregnancy. In this house, scary little witchy/ cowboy/ ghost&gobliny kiddos get Lindt chocolates. In this house, douchebag late stage teens past their trick-or-treating prime get Smarties or Candy Corn, cuz fuck them. In this house, we rock pure traditional American White Folk Orange Charlie Brown Great Pumpkins.
Ummmm, peanut allergies are NOT from mothers eating or not eating them while pregnant. They come for peanut oil being used in the vaccines. Your body sees it as an invader after that in some. What no satan worship link to halloween here?
I actually enjoy candy corn, don't know why people hate on it .
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