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Apparently a teal pumpkin means you are sympathetic to food allergies, and a yellow pumpkin means you are sympathetic to speech impediments. I have become aware of this, and this I pass it on.

Apparently a teal pumpkin means you are sympathetic to food allergies, and a yellow pumpkin means you are sympathetic to speech impediments. I have become aware of this, and this I pass it on.

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What does a black pumpkin mean?

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There are none.

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Mutiny... or is that the black spot.

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It means dad should be back any day now, he's only 6, so there is still time to be in his life Tyrone.

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I read this as

There is a color code for porch monkeys.

Which is also true.

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That's not a pumpkin, that's a picture.

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I was expecting a freemason pizzagate thing

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I'm a simple man, I try not to delve too deep. Check out for Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco.

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Great book. Wish I stole my copy from the library

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Funny, I picked it up on a whim from my college library back in the day. It was right before that clown dan brown got big. Recommended it to some of the kids that thought Danny boy was boring their minds, maybe one of two got it...

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Code for they give away shitty candy.

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My favorite guy growing up was the old man that had a cider press in his garage. An apple and a cup of fresh cider.

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What is everyone's favorite candy to give out? Also, what color do I need for it to say "fuck off faggots".

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Couldn't tell you everyone's favorite as I am but one... my personal favorite was the old man who gave out fresh pressed cider and an apple. Perfect pick-me-up when strategically placed.

Edit: also, orange. A standard orange pumpkin says that, and also the 14 words. It's pretty much porch Hitler. Orange means 1488. It is done.I claimed it.

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I saw your other comment about the old guy with the cider press. That is pretty damn cool. Did not have someone like that where I lived but then again it was pretty hard to grow fruit trees there too.

Maybe ill just get a typical pumpkin and carve 1488 or 14 words into it and that will do the trick. Not worried about the kids and if they knew what it meant they would probably love it. Its for the weird parents.

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In this house, we believe Halloween candy is composed of pure insulin spiking, buzz worthy, sweet toothed, youthful indulgence, glorious refined sugar. In this house, we have never seen gluten in a Reese's or Circus Peanut. In this house we believe policing legit peanuts in Snickers for their allergy prone progeny falls squarely on the parents as a penance tax for Moms that bought into the bullshit and avoided peanuts during pregnancy. In this house, scary little witchy/ cowboy/ ghost&gobliny kiddos get Lindt chocolates. In this house, douchebag late stage teens past their trick-or-treating prime get Smarties or Candy Corn, cuz fuck them. In this house, we rock pure traditional American White Folk Orange Charlie Brown Great Pumpkins.

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Ummmm, peanut allergies are NOT from mothers eating or not eating them while pregnant. They come for peanut oil being used in the vaccines. Your body sees it as an invader after that in some. What no satan worship link to halloween here?

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I actually enjoy candy corn, don't know why people hate on it .

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I think you just made that shit up.

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I didn't. Some gay mom made up the teal one, then another gay mom made a yellow one.

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This is not a thing. Just because a couple fags do something doesn't make it a real thing.

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Sure, if a tree falls in a forest and nobody's there to hear it does it make a sound? I get what you're saying, but it's a thing if people do it, maybe just an attempt at a stupid fad of a thing, but a thing.

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