I've dreamt of joe biden today, I was ridding the bus in paris, and there was joe biden walking the street, like alone without body guards, and he was doing shopping so I started following him, and I ended up taking a coffee in a bar with joe biden taking a coffee too at the other end of the bar. And I was obviously the only one who recognized joe biden, the rest of the people didn't even notice him. So after a little while I decided to leave, out of boredom, and I started to walk away and then the bar owner started to complain that I didn't pay my coffee and it's true I forgot, so I give him some coins I found in my pocket and he kept complaining that I was about to live without paying and I told him "look, you didn't even notice joe biden is in your fucken bar so give me a break already" and everybody was like "what?" and I told them yeah the guy over there, it's joe biden, and joe biden was no longer there
Eh
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