Start asking how to gain massive fat like her and become obese since your goal in life is to be a health instructor and nutritionist like her and you aspire to follow her footsteps to fattened lardass, cottage cheese, thunder thigh levels as you conduct your motivational exercise routines and dietary plans with the class. *28 cheeseburgers a day diet and old "sex in the city" dvds with 4 quarts of ice cream, while you sob. Covered in crumbs. Then shake them off.. 4 XL pizza ass fat crusts are showing up. You need a minimum of 25000k calories a day to be a "woke" nutritionist fitness trainer. Females take pride in being landwhales nowadays.* It's a calorie intake competition between the big booty FUPA bitches. That's why the fatties all wear stretch pants to hold the rolls in. When the pop them off the rolls hit the ground like the tides.