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Lol, yup a landwhale. I wonder sometimes if God likes messing with me. I know that's kinda narcissistic, but sometimes I wonder.

Lol, yup a landwhale. I wonder sometimes if God likes messing with me. I know that's kinda narcissistic, but sometimes I wonder.

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What do your coworkers have to say about it? You can't be the only one who sees the irony. Perhaps you can use this absurdity to start introducing them to red pills.

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One guy is definitely on the same wavelength. After the meeting we just kinda looked at each other smirking

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There is one guy that seems to see the cognitive dissonance. It's just so blatant. Reminds of the book The Emperor with no clothes ( something like that ) and nobody has the courage to call it out. I need the job so I'll have to subtly shitlord

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Land whale staff nutritionist. Must be stellantis

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Start asking how to gain massive fat like her and become obese since your goal in life is to be a health instructor and nutritionist like her and you aspire to follow her footsteps to fattened lardass, cottage cheese, thunder thigh levels as you conduct your motivational exercise routines and dietary plans with the class.

28 cheeseburgers a day diet and old "sex in the city" dvds with 4 quarts of ice cream, while you sob. Covered in crumbs. Then shake them off.. 4 XL pizza ass fat crusts are showing up. You need a minimum of 25000k calories a day to be a "woke" nutritionist fitness trainer. Females take pride in being landwhales nowadays.

It's a calorie intake competition between the big booty FUPA bitches. That's why the fatties all wear stretch pants to hold the rolls in. When the pop them off the rolls hit the ground like the tides.

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Did you shitlord by using backhanded compliments?

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After the meeting I introduced myself and said I look forward to her suggestions on healthy eating choices.

I managed to keep a straight face somehow.

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Can you arrange to leave a plate of donuts within eyesight and more importantly smelling distance of her?

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I just better not get between the hambeast and the donuts once she catches the scent !