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I would rather die in a fire than ever have to hear that fucking chirp telling me to change that fucking battery again.

I would rather die in a fire than ever have to hear that fucking chirp telling me to change that fucking battery again.

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[–] 2 pts

Came here to say this. I keep 9 volt batteries on hand just for the detectors.

[–] 1 pt

No surprise as you've dedicated your whole life to maintaining a computer intelligence. Tell Mike I said hello. The smoke detector is a harsh mistress.

[–] 1 pt

No surprise as you've dedicated your whole life to maintaining a computer intelligence. Tell Mike I said hello.

That's more Manny's role than mine, but I'll pass along your regards.

The smoke detector is a harsh mistress.

It makes a person loonie.

[–] 1 pt

My brother, if you liked that, you'll love the fleet of worlds. Ringworld finale.