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I would rather die in a fire than ever have to hear that fucking chirp telling me to change that fucking battery again.

I would rather die in a fire than ever have to hear that fucking chirp telling me to change that fucking battery again.

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Actually, there are two different types of smoke detectors: one that uses lasers and one that uses americium to ionize air using alpha particles (alpha particles are so weak that they can’t penetrate the plastic box that it’s inside of).

The White part in all of this is knowing that both types of smoke detectors are better at detecting different types of fires.

Please, continue shitting on one another though.

🍿😀

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I don't like the sound of that americium. Sounds like you might be queer.

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As a man scheduled to attend Seminary in the next calendar year, so that I may affirm my walk with the Lord, I can assure you that your fears are unfounded.

For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done. They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness.

I understand your apprehension concerning the radioactive variant though, I personally use the laser type smoke detectors as they respond more quickly.

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I don't use them at all, (smoke detectors) but I find your dedication to the bible fascinating. Hardly any of us Catholics were acceptable to Christian Brothers Acadamy. You had to be real smart. There were stories. You know.

But if you really are going into Semenary, God Bless.

But ask the Brothers how they can expect un-normies to have faith in Jesus after 2,000 years when a quarter of his own Apostles who walked with Him and witnessed His miracles didn't.

As a man scheduled to attend Seminary in the next calendar year, so that I may affirm my walk with the Lord, I can assure you that your fears are unfounded.

1st off, GTFO with your false NIV Bible. 1611 KJV is the only word of God.

Secondly:

Matthew 7:22-23 KJV

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

^ Sounds like you're trusting in your own works to get you saved.