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Apparently I must have sounded like a self diagnosing hypochondriac... Walking in there saying I took a bit off my pinky. Apparently I meant to say - Reason for visit: Musculoskeletal Pain (chief complaint) Leave the diagnosis to the professionals. Diagnosis: Partial Traumatic Amputation Of Finger Through Phalanx, Initial Encounter Partial Traumatic Transphalangeal Amputation Of Unspecified Finger, Initial Encounter

Apparently I must have sounded like a self diagnosing hypochondriac... Walking in there saying I took a bit off my pinky. Apparently I meant to say - Reason for visit: Musculoskeletal Pain (chief complaint) Leave the diagnosis to the professionals. Diagnosis: Partial Traumatic Amputation Of Finger Through Phalanx, Initial Encounter Partial Traumatic Transphalangeal Amputation Of Unspecified Finger, Initial Encounter

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I bet you could get someone fired for that if you complained hard enough.

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I guess I have time to kill. Doc put me on full disability for a week. He's probably right, gotta take time with a wounded hand, cause it likes to heal.

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Hey at least it's just a week.

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Are you now half the man you used to be?

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Unfortunately for the song, no. Less of a man by some fraction. Don't feel like doing the math on it.

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I have a theory Dave grohl killed off the major grunge singers. Eddie vedder better watch his back

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Little harder to prove than my theory that he sucks.