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When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene.

"We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation.

Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene. "We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation. Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

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Gonna bleach the doggos hair a little bit no?

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No it doesn't bleach or damage the animal. There is a science to it, I'm just not the scientist to explain it.

Something about inverting amino acids or some shit. What I can say though, I do it roughly 3x a year and it's been a game changer.

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Ah ok. I get the gist of it

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