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When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene.

"We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation.

Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene. "We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation. Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

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peroxide, like Hydrogen peroxide? H2O2? and whats the consistency of this shit sounds like it'd be paste like with all that baking soda...

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Yep peroxide. The baking soda dissolves, the soap is purely for smell. It's literally like soapy water, maybe a tiny grit but not bad.

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