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When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene.

"We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation.

Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom, slathering the dog in tomato paste. Doggo is shaking and splattering the walls red like a murder scene. "We were out of tomato soup" was the explanation. Either I need to go grocery shopping or doggo FAFO that skunks are not breakfast.

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That first line should be a submission to s/writingprompts

When I got up this morning, I found my spouse crouched naked in the bathroom... <fill in the rest> <no dog/skunk stories>