I burned my neighbors woods when I was a kid. My aunts hairspray and a Bic. Just playing. Three days later, he figured it out and beat me with a leather strop and my parents watched. I am very careful with fire now. Just sayin. Brought back some memories.
You're daddy was a cuckold, a voyeur, and a child pimp for letting another man tan his son's hide. Just saying, I'm sorry you were molested bro.
Ah well, shit happens.
Yeah, could be worse. Mine was Irish.
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