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I tend to go for galas, I like them. Tasty, dependable, all the things an apple should be. She says this other variety was cheaper, asks how I feel about red delicious. Blank stare, please be joking… the apple I despise. Sure it’s red, but delicious? I beg to differ. Oh well, I’ll survive.

I tend to go for galas, I like them. Tasty, dependable, all the things an apple should be. She says this other variety was cheaper, asks how I feel about red delicious. Blank stare, please be joking… the apple I despise. Sure it’s red, but delicious? I beg to differ. Oh well, I’ll survive.

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[–] • 5 pts

galas

Cringe.

red "delicious"

Cringe.

*This comment was made by Granny Smith Master Race.

[–] • 1 pt

^ Heretic

*This comment was made by the true Gala Apple Master Race.

[–] • 3 pts

^ Sinner

[–] • 3 pts

Faggot

*This comment was made by the Alpha Honeycrisp Master Race.

[–] • 2 pts

^ Stupid birb

[–] • 0 pt

Sure sure, grannies are okay, but they are not the master apple.

[–] • 1 pt

YOU SHUT YOUR APPLE HOLE!

[–] • 1 pt

Not till you give me a bushel!