I blame carrots. Did you know that nearly everyone who've eaten carrots have died?
Those friggin' carrots.
See this scares me. I have stopped carrots but I have eaten them. Everyone who has eaten one has died historically at some point.
HALP! I need anti carrot death vaccine!
HALP ME WITH EXPERIMENTAL INJECTION!
The carrots poisoned me!! Get me a mask please so I can't eat them!!!
Fortunately, there is a cure: bugs. Yep, eat da bugs. That will save you.
BUT THEY ADD CARROT JUICE TO SMOOTHIES!!
Sorry.
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