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everybody dies... some sooner than others

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I blame carrots. Did you know that nearly everyone who've eaten carrots have died?

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Those friggin' carrots.

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See this scares me. I have stopped carrots but I have eaten them. Everyone who has eaten one has died historically at some point.

HALP! I need anti carrot death vaccine!

HALP ME WITH EXPERIMENTAL INJECTION!

The carrots poisoned me!! Get me a mask please so I can't eat them!!!

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Fortunately, there is a cure: bugs. Yep, eat da bugs. That will save you.

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BUT THEY ADD CARROT JUICE TO SMOOTHIES!!

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Sorry.

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someone you knew?

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Yes, but it goes for everyone.

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I find comfort that the Third Reich readily faced death as life (see totenkopf).

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Hitler always said the 1000 year Reich would need new leaders after he was gone and youth or the Jugend was the future. So sad it only lasted 12 years.

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I know about the totenkopf. Well stated.

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