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Baby girl won’t even know what hit her. It’ll probably be a goat… sloth is too slow, and the bear is caged up but good… could be a turtle, contrary to popular opinion those guys can move. Sure rabbits are faster, but they run away. Turtles are tanks and they know it.

Baby girl won’t even know what hit her. It’ll probably be a goat… sloth is too slow, and the bear is caged up but good… could be a turtle, contrary to popular opinion those guys can move. Sure rabbits are faster, but they run away. Turtles are tanks and they know it.

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Oh, when you said the zoo, I thought you meant DC or San Francisco.

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I’ll take goats and monkeys over pedos and junkies any day.

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I thought Chicago, and planned to warn him.

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Silly, There’s zoo in every city. Usually on a street with a name of a famous black leader.

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Tanks for this post.

Ever been to San Diego Zoo? It's really nice, and huge. And then there's the weather.

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Nah, I’m east coast. We just went to a little family owned shindig. Baby girl is only a year old. While she did enjoy the monkeys and pigs and turtles and such she showed more interest in other babies and people with hats and/or glasses.

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i went when i was a kid, it was really cool

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When I was young I liked to go to the zoo because I love animals.

Now, I don't go to the zoo because I love animals.

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I know why you think what you think, but I think you’re silly for thinking it.