Daily reminder that Stupidbird and AOU are involved in a mind numbing conspiracy.

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As we all know, birds are fake and gay. But at every instance can, he posts pictures and statements that are obviously not aligned with reality.

If you ever wondered about the anagram AOU look no further; Avem observa union is a leader in this, and AOU is in ka with Stupidbird, this conspiracy should give you goosebumps.

As we all know, birds are fake and gay. But at every instance @stupidbird can, he posts pictures and statements that are obviously not aligned with reality. If you ever wondered about the anagram AOU look no further; Avem observa union is a leader in this, and AOU is in ka[HOOTS](#GLOWFAG) with Stupidbird, this conspiracy should give you goosebumps.

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You think you're going to take a red pill, but in reality you're going to be taking the blackest black pill if you continue down this path. Repent, and sin no more, my friend.

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IT IS THREATENED BY OUR TRUTH, BAND TOGETHER BROTHERS, ITS ON THE ROPES!

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The truth isn't worth much these days.

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Word from a burd, and believe it or not, it has been heard.

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What is the objective of the conspiracy?

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There is no conspiracy. Birds aren't real.

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To trick you into believing birds are real!

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So how do we survive this? How can we protect our friends and families? People need to know

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There is no protection, the bird songs are actually the acariest part, it lures you into the belief that the birds are real, and that, my friend, is the crux of THEIR objective. Stay strong!