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If you must get in touch with me, call me. The phone will make noise. An annoying noise. Then it will beep and you'll be prompted to leave a voice mail. Then you'll be told the mailbox is full and be cut off. If you really need to talk to me, call again. And again. And again. If you call me back 3x, I'll know it's serious. If you call me back 4x or more, it's a death in the family.

If you must get in touch with me, call me. The phone will make noise. An annoying noise. Then it will beep and you'll be prompted to leave a voice mail. Then you'll be told the mailbox is full and be cut off. If you really need to talk to me, call again. And again. And again. If you call me back 3x, I'll know it's serious. If you call me back 4x or more, it's a death in the family.

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If I'm available and in an okay mood, I'll pick up the first time you call.

If it's important and I don't answer, call a second time. I will certainly answer the second time.

And if people wake me up (night-shifter with daytime sleep schedule) calling for stupid reasons too many times in a short amount of time, guess who's phone gets turned off and set in another room for a few days?