Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2025 Poal.co

460

I travel for work, about 30% of my job is travel.

2 weeks ago I was in Rhode Island, this week and next I am in Arizona. In the past year I've also been to Michigan, Missouri, Wisconsin, Chicago, and Cleveland.

Today, after landing in Phoenix, I went to the National car rental desk, with my reservation number ready to go.

La squisha said "I'mma need to see a credit card withch yo name on it.." (For whatever reason, my travel card is my wife's. It's the smae on I've used for travel for the last 3 years. Never had a problem.

Today, I have a problem.

Apparently they have a new policy that says "Must be your name on a major credit card."

I could not rent a car from National (Even though I did just that 2 weeks ago in Providence. and last month in Madison.) I even showed her the emailed receipt from National in Providence.

Dat don't matter. They shud of axed you for a different card.

Fine. Here's my bank card. With a Master Card logo on it.

"No, we can't take debit cards. It hasta be a major credit card."

"Master card IS a major credit card."

"Naw, datsa debit card. You need to get your wife here so we can take her credit card."

In other news, Enterprise let me rent a car with a card that has my wife's name on it. All I had to do was swipe it in their machine and type in my zip code. hey never looked at the name.

Fuck National, and fuck La Squisha.

Figuratively.

Nobody wants to actually fuck that.

I travel for work, about 30% of my job is travel. 2 weeks ago I was in Rhode Island, this week and next I am in Arizona. In the past year I've also been to Michigan, Missouri, Wisconsin, Chicago, and Cleveland. Today, after landing in Phoenix, I went to the National car rental desk, with my reservation number ready to go. La squisha said "I'mma need to see a credit card withch yo name on it.." (For whatever reason, my travel card is my wife's. It's the smae on I've used for travel for the last 3 years. Never had a problem. Today, I have a problem. Apparently they have a new policy that says "Must be your name on a major credit card." I could not rent a car from National (Even though I did just that 2 weeks ago in Providence. and last month in Madison.) I even showed her the emailed receipt from National in Providence. Dat don't matter. They shud of axed you for a different card. Fine. Here's my bank card. With a Master Card logo on it. "No, we can't take debit cards. It hasta be a major credit card." "Master card IS a major credit card." "Naw, datsa debit card. You need to get your wife here so we can take her credit card." In other news, Enterprise let me rent a car with a card that has my wife's name on it. All I had to do was swipe it in their machine and type in my zip code. hey never looked at the name. Fuck National, and fuck La Squisha. Figuratively. Nobody wants to actually fuck that.

(post is archived)

You are currently inside a comment thread.
Click here to see all the comments (14).
[–] • 0 pt

LaKeisha is a great employee too. She was waiting for. Cracka like you to not know their policies. And she is a great and diverse hire because she will get her jollies giving you a hard time while not doing anything helpful to save the sale and the relationship with the customer. Niggers.

I had a car rental a couple years ago from Enterprise in a liberal nigger city I used to live in. Niggers didn’t have a car ready. They eventually had a vehicle but didn’t have the car I wanted and reserved which was an eco sedan capable of 40+ mpg. I think it was an Altima. Maybe a Sonata.

Anyway, all they have are SUVs. I was traveling roughly 1,000 miles. The less efficient suv was going to make my travels more expensive.

From bad to worse, the suv is dirty. Floor is super dirty. I’m pissed. But I needed to leave. I get going towards the interstate and the wiper fluid indicator keeps coming on and off when I turn.

I pull over to fill the reservoir with water then decide to check all the other fluids. Low coolant. Low oil. Check the numbers in the infotainment for the tire PSIs……numbers are like 65, 50, 20, 30.

I start documenting all this then making phone calls while on the road. Make an arrangement to one-way this piece of neglected shit at a location along the way and pick up something else from that different location. I’m documenting everything with my phone.

When my trip is over, the nigger who checks the car in is the same one who put me on the road with the original garbage. She has extra attitude. Also tries to rush me out without looking at the vehicle together. The following day, I get a call from corporate appooogizing for all my inconvenience then asking me about all the damage to the final one I returned.

This nigger bitch lied about damage to the vehicle. Said it was my fault. I guess word had gotten back to her about my complaints about the dirty and unsafe vehicle she put me in and now she had it out for me. This bitch was really trying to have me on the hook for a bunch of damages which would have been $500 deductible and a claim on my insurance.

I had lots of photos and videos saved. I explained this to corporate. Thy left the matter alone.

Niggers.