You should check it out. It's about Justine Siegemund, a German midwife from the 1600s who engaged in the now controversial practice of ending pregnancies... Without killing the fetus! By the end of her life she performed an estimated 6200 of these "no-kill" abortions. Even more shockingly, many of these fetuses were able to grow into actual human beings with their own feelings and personalities, literally humanizing them. Which is of course a slap in the face to women (sorry, I meant birthing units) everywhere, as it reduces their miraculous ability to make worthless clumps of cells to mere childbirth. As though creating human life is somehow more important than making cell cultures to test soda ingredients on. It's terrifying to contemplate what could happen if Siegemund's dangerous practices were to catch on again. Experts have estimated that without crucial ground up fetus cells, billionaire life expectancy could drop from a venerable 99 down to 86, only a decade longer than the common rabble. Worse yet, rising birth rates could deprive immigrants of good paying jobs. Google should really apologize and make sure the next doodle honors someone more in line with contemporary values like Margaret Sanger or Elizabeth Bathory.