I got an email from my community college today saying that I had to do this 45-minute online "training" on sexual assault. Seemed out of the blue to be honest.
I'm not gonna bore you with the details but there were a few videos in the course. The narrator sounded like a pedophile, there were stock images of dIvErSiTy (including m1xEd rAcE c0uPlEs) and fags looking at each other like they're gonna kiss, and the transition to another silde had the sound of a book turning so this might count as dRaG qUeEn sToRy h0uR. They were saying stuff like c0mMuNiTiEs oF c0l0r and pEoPlE tHaT iDeNtIfY aS mAlE. They were asking about my pRoNoUnS and sExUaLiTy with sexuality list being comically long. I remember this one question about hearing some students texting about their hot teacher and the answer was to snitch on them like a total nerd.
Fuck this forced clown college crash course, I just want to learn about my trade for gosh sake!
I got an email from my community college today saying that I had to do this 45-minute online "training" on sexual assault. Seemed out of the blue to be honest.
I'm not gonna bore you with the details but there were a few videos in the course. The narrator sounded like a pedophile, there were stock images of dIvErSiTy (including m1xEd rAcE c0uPlEs) and fags looking at each other like they're gonna kiss, and the transition to another silde had the sound of a book turning so this might count as dRaG qUeEn sToRy h0uR. They were saying stuff like c0mMuNiTiEs oF c0l0r and pEoPlE tHaT iDeNtIfY aS mAlE. They were asking about my pRoNoUnS and sExUaLiTy with sexuality list being comically long. I remember this one question about hearing some students texting about their hot teacher and the answer was to snitch on them like a total nerd.
Fuck this forced clown college crash course, I just want to learn about my trade for gosh sake!
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