They insist on calling January 6th an insurrection despite it not being true in the least. Meanwhile, calling the East Palestine, Ohio event "Biden's dirty bomb terror attack" is pretty accurate.

The statement in the OP title makes it seem like: "Well, if they want to make that event out as if it was something that it wasn't, then we should also make this event out to be something it isn't." Yet it pretty much is what you offered for calling it.

Too wordy. Just call it the "Biden chemical bomb"

Biden's coup. There was no insurrection except by Democrats.

Who is investigating the East Palestine terror attack and dirty bomb terrorist operation ordered by Sloppy Joe and Kamaltoe?

"IT'S AN INSURRECTION, THEY TRIED TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY!! THERE ISN'T A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!!!!"

can we see the tapes to support those claims?

"RELEASING THE TAPES WOULD DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY AGAIN!!!!! IF WE GIVE UP THE LOCATION OF JUST ONE CAMERA THE COUNTRY IS DONE FOR!!!!!!!"

in natural fashion, they are completely full of shit. it was a protest with FED agent provocateurs. pelosi and co. had it all planned out (keep minimal police, media ready to pounce with the engineered narrative, crocodile tears from actresses like AOC, etc.).

it's exactly what it looks like. an orchestrated event with the purpose to demonize any true patriot and to get anything that resembles a DJT supporter to be compared to a terrorist. they want to try an equate loving your country and fighting for its founding principles as being equivalent to a 9.11 highjacker.