I just woke up from a dream that I was in bed surrounded by a bunch of guys
And that would be a fair assessment. But you got no further than a bunch of guys wearing golfer Tad clothes. 'They're All Dead' every last one of them and my anus secure. Thinking back, I can see some reasonings now as to why I did what I did. I despise golf, and despise country clubs. I also despise people who live cluelessly like that. I used to like bjork when I was younger but she's a fucking whack job and there's way better Icelandic performers than her. But maybe she was somebody that got me to even consider Iceland. Actually I think it was the jew Ben Stiller's movie that got me to go to Iceland and be blown away.
I despise golf, and despise country clubs.
Can relate to that.
My father's all into that shit. I have to go visit him next month and I've already told him under no fucking circumstances will we be spending more than one meal in that place and preferably when it's almost empty. Those people just make me sick.
I wanna mail Bjork a bomb , paint my face , stick a cheap handgun in my mouth and pull the trigger , on camera of course
I remember that guy. What a fucking asshole huh? I've gotten into more of the neoclassical genre of Icelandic performers. Bjork would just bang two rocks together and scrape her face on a window and then sing some retarded lyrics to it. That was tiring and very disturbing. I'd like to go back to Iceland one of these days, it's been almost 10 years. Although I heard it's changed greatly, whereas before you could pretty much camp wherever the heck you wanted. Now they have designated camping areas which I'm sure aren't any place fun.
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