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USCG After 5 years sea duty, 3 in Alaska, 2 driving a 82' patrol boat out of socal, I was assigned to a shore unit on Governors Isl NYC.

I show up, an E-5 with 12 ribbons. most of the other guys were RD1's (RADARMEN)that HAD NEVER LEFT GOVERNORS ISLAND and never been to sea.

They had the 2 ribbons everyone gets in boot camp. pistol and rifle. Nothing else. How do you make RD1 and never set foot on a ship?

A bigger bunch of kiss up/kick down homesteaders youve never seen. Most of them thought the US ended at the Hudson river and had never driven a car!

The first thing they say to me when they see my 3 rows of ribbons (with 3 stars for doubles) was "are you supposed to be wearing all that?".

My reply endeared me to them for the next 2 years. "I didnt spend the last 5 years shining officers shoes!". they hated me after that. I got out 2 years later.

USCG After 5 years sea duty, 3 in Alaska, 2 driving a 82' patrol boat out of socal, I was assigned to a shore unit on Governors Isl NYC. I show up, an E-5 with 12 ribbons. most of the other guys were RD1's (RADARMEN)that HAD NEVER LEFT GOVERNORS ISLAND and never been to sea. They had the 2 ribbons everyone gets in boot camp. pistol and rifle. Nothing else. How do you make RD1 and never set foot on a ship? A bigger bunch of kiss up/kick down homesteaders youve never seen. Most of them thought the US ended at the Hudson river and had never driven a car! The first thing they say to me when they see my 3 rows of ribbons (with 3 stars for doubles) was "are you supposed to be wearing all that?". My reply endeared me to them for the next 2 years. "I didnt spend the last 5 years shining officers shoes!". they hated me after that. I got out 2 years later.

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Weren't you supposed to kick their ass or something?

Edit: oh coast guard nevermind.

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I did 400 pushups a day and had 18" biceps when I was a boarding officer. You would have curtsied to me.

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You would have curtsied to me.

In an alternate reality it is a possibility. It's your imagination after all.

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a firmly applied choke hold would render you more amenable