And you'll be happy!
Be Me 2030 Take public transportation to Carbon-Neutral Gun rental store at 5:30 AM Need to rent a gun before the African Americans start taking the bus so I can get to work on time. Go to gun rental store's central office. Good Morning Miss, I would like to rent a Gun She goes to back office, brings back the manager Manager tells me I misgendered Xher No longer eligible to rent a gun for the day Fuck Take bus to work Full of "Young Adults" listening to music about killing people and drug use. Mind my own business The non-descript juveniles stare at me "Check out this crackah over here, all mindin' his own business 'n' shiiiet" They walk towards me Take my money Give me a wedgie Make me late for work Loose social credit points for reporting it to police.
Are you a writer for the new york times, by any chance?
Yes.
Can I offer you some unsolicited medical advice?
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