Sir, this is a Wendys.
Sir, this is a Wendys.
God damn it I wanted a whopper!
God damn it I wanted a whopper!
Some germans do that.
Some germans do that.
Keep a plastic urinal by your bed.
Keep a plastic urinal by your bed.
your that fuckin old?
your that fuckin old?
Maybe twice a night, and I don't have to stumble in the dark.
You're getting up there so that's my advice lol.
Maybe twice a night, and I don't have to stumble in the dark.
You're getting up there so that's my advice lol.
My night vision is pretty good.
My night vision is pretty good.
I piss outside, like a man.
I piss outside, like a man.
Dude, keep it quiet. It's like riding a motorscooter or porking a fat chick to break a dry spell. Everyone does it once in a while, but nobody admits to it.
Dude, keep it quiet. It's like riding a motorscooter or porking a fat chick to break a dry spell. Everyone does it once in a while, but nobody admits to it.
Based
Based
I never understood not turning on a light. The light never hurts my eyes, so I turn it on to see what I'm doing. Some people have weak eyeballs, I guess.
I never understood not turning on a light. The light never hurts my eyes, so I turn it on to see what I'm doing. Some people have weak eyeballs, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBY4qUqOxg
the german language is they king of compound words. The germans have a word for you...
https://truththeory.com/sitzpinkler-why-german-men-are-encouraged-to-pee-sitting-down/
the german language is they king of compound words. The germans have a word for you...
https://truththeory.com/sitzpinkler-why-german-men-are-encouraged-to-pee-sitting-down/
Real men have women to clean toilets for them
Real men have women to clean toilets for them
If you turn around and face the tank while you do it then you’ll have little table to play with your dolls
If you turn around and face the tank while you do it then you’ll have little table to play with your dolls
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