I've got some family in farm and cattle. It originated as as way to have a laugh at the expense of city slickers:
Cows don't really sleep standing up. They might kinda doze, but to be fully out they lay down. None-the-less they'll congregate in the same areas every night to stand and drift off in said doze. Since it's always the same area the ground is torn up and rife with cow crap and pee.
You tell a city slicker they can knock over the "sleeping" cows if they push with full force and really dive their feet. The cow won't move but the "tippers" feet will - slipping unable to get a good grip on the wet, loose, poop filled ground as they push with all their might.
The city slicker falls flat on his face and gets covered in mud and cow droppings and the country folk have a good laugh.
Few folks fall for it anymore thanks to internet debunking, but as kids we'd sometimes have some fun watching my uncle get someone with it.
The city slicker falls flat on his face and gets covered in mud and cow droppings and the country folk have a good laugh.
I think I've heard them. They go "Ha-yuck, ha-yuck, ha-yuck!"
(post is archived)