No beer? ...check the liquor cabinet for backup. You drained the liquor last week and didn't replace it? Oh, no... Now it's time to test your commitment to enhancing this drunk. I'm sure there's a big bottle of cooking wine under the sink. Ahh, there it is. A heavy glass ball of dark red ichor, the blood of the gods, with a finger handle and screw-on cap at the top of its neck. You're an ancient Roman now, me lad.
No beer? ...check the liquor cabinet for backup.
You drained the liquor last week and didn't replace it? Oh, no...
Now it's time to test your commitment to enhancing this drunk. I'm sure there's a big bottle of cooking wine under the sink. Ahh, there it is. A heavy glass ball of dark red ichor, the blood of the gods, with a finger handle and screw-on cap at the top of its neck.
You're an ancient Roman now, me lad.
Lol, turns out I'm not that dedicated. I had something to eat and went to bed.
Lol, turns out I'm not that dedicated. I had something to eat and went to bed.
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