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Fellow White People I failed

I was at the mall and I bought some Christmas gifts. Went out threw them in my car, came back in. Right as I came in this nigger comes running by me. It happened so fast I didn’t even have time to register. He was stealing. I thought it was a joke or something. It’s obvious in hindsight but man it kills me I didn’t stop him. He was right THERE. Damn dude. Shits gonna bother me the rest of my life. I hate thieves and there he goes. Oh yea but on a hilarious note he dropped his phone on the way out. Lmfao.

I was at the mall and I bought some Christmas gifts. Went out threw them in my car, came back in. Right as I came in this nigger comes running by me. It happened so fast I didn’t even have time to register. He was stealing. I thought it was a joke or something. It’s obvious in hindsight but man it kills me I didn’t stop him. He was right THERE. Damn dude. Shits gonna bother me the rest of my life. I hate thieves and there he goes. Oh yea but on a hilarious note he dropped his phone on the way out. Lmfao.

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Look at it this way -- now you know how your will behave in a sudden crisis situation, where you are called upon to make a split-second decision. You will stand there and do nothing. You can relax now, the question has been answered.

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I do know my reflexes are on point. I saw him running I had about a second and I thought should I trip him. I just wasn’t sure. I trip some dude for no reason you know what I mean? By the way let me brag about my reflexes. I could be a drag racer. I’d win Everytime. I also have the most useless skill of being able to always throw shit and hit my target. I told my cousins how athletic I am. Like balance, coordination, reflexes whatever. Then they made me back it up on a wake board. Which I had never done before and I did. Faster than anyone else. One fall seecond time got it. I’m also really handsome. I’m also worth about 200 million dollars. I also cured a child of his cancer last week. I resuscitated a baby gorilla. I ran a 2.2 40 yard dash. It’s went to black jack at the casino and now I own the casino. Some people call me god. You can call me your savior. Blessings upon you my son.