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Fellow White People I failed

I was at the mall and I bought some Christmas gifts. Went out threw them in my car, came back in. Right as I came in this nigger comes running by me. It happened so fast I didn’t even have time to register. He was stealing. I thought it was a joke or something. It’s obvious in hindsight but man it kills me I didn’t stop him. He was right THERE. Damn dude. Shits gonna bother me the rest of my life. I hate thieves and there he goes. Oh yea but on a hilarious note he dropped his phone on the way out. Lmfao.

I was at the mall and I bought some Christmas gifts. Went out threw them in my car, came back in. Right as I came in this nigger comes running by me. It happened so fast I didn’t even have time to register. He was stealing. I thought it was a joke or something. It’s obvious in hindsight but man it kills me I didn’t stop him. He was right THERE. Damn dude. Shits gonna bother me the rest of my life. I hate thieves and there he goes. Oh yea but on a hilarious note he dropped his phone on the way out. Lmfao.

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[–] • 4 pts

Don't bother catching niggers stealing from big kike retailers. Let them hire security for that.

Now if the nigger is stealing from a small White owned business, it's curb stomping time.

[–] • 4 pts

It’s a giant mall. Yea but dude I hate thieves man. Plus the opportunity to help bust a thieving nigger. I get heroes parade. You know the women working there would be so turned on they cant help but throw themselves at me. The cops take me around and let me shoot their guns in celebration. Maybe we do donuts in the cop car. I missed all that. Now it’s gonna bother me the rest of my life. Be 20 years from now and I’ll think about it. You know Iv seen a bunch of videos of that situation where the thieves run by the people walking into the store and I always thought why didn’t they stop them. Now I get it. Just happened too quick to even recognize what was happening

[–] • 3 pts

Nah. Nowadays the heros parade is a perp walk and the public assassination of your character.

[–] • 1 pt

Yep. CCTV cameras are the only thing that saved me from that one after a nigger attacked me and I ended up kicking his ass.

When cops arrived they immediately took his side without even asking me what happened.

[–] • 2 pts

>Now if the nigger is stealing from a small White owned business, it's curb stomping time.

No reason needed. ;-)

[–] • 3 pts

It's not ur fault. Homosexuality is genetic.

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I’ll pray for your sins

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Don't worry. I went strolling into a dollar general once and this old black lady comes through the doors with stuff in her hands and slipped on the ground which was wet and had been raining and sleeting. Well I as soon as I had registered what was going on, it was a grown ass nigger buck stealing from the store with a gallon of laundry detergent and some other clothing stuff. He slipped in his Nike flip flops and got up and continued to run and then slipped again and left behind a flip flop. After slipping and falling twice on concrete and lost a flip flop, let him have it lol.

[–] • 3 pts

I should have asked the employees what kind of phone it was. Imagine it was a newer decent phone. Guy went in to steal and loses money. Lol

[–] • 0 pt

The phone was probably stolen too, niggers like phones that aren't theirs. Drop somebody else's phone poof nigg nogg not suspect anymore.

[–] • 2 pts

niggers can't even steal intelligently, what clowns

[–] • 0 pt

He was just getting reparations for slavery n sheeit

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At least you get a second chance to prepare yourself mentally/physically. The next time it could be a nigger with a knife or a gun and he might not be running away from something.

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Theo and I chased down a shoplifter in Philly once. Mostly Theo. My hip was fucked up

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My uncle chased down one in chicago. Him and a homeless back guy they call the mayor. I was real confused when my cousins told him we saw the mayor at the liquor store. I was like wait really? Nah just a homeless guy.

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Look at it this way -- now you know how your will behave in a sudden crisis situation, where you are called upon to make a split-second decision. You will stand there and do nothing. You can relax now, the question has been answered.

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I do know my reflexes are on point. I saw him running I had about a second and I thought should I trip him. I just wasn’t sure. I trip some dude for no reason you know what I mean? By the way let me brag about my reflexes. I could be a drag racer. I’d win Everytime. I also have the most useless skill of being able to always throw shit and hit my target. I told my cousins how athletic I am. Like balance, coordination, reflexes whatever. Then they made me back it up on a wake board. Which I had never done before and I did. Faster than anyone else. One fall seecond time got it. I’m also really handsome. I’m also worth about 200 million dollars. I also cured a child of his cancer last week. I resuscitated a baby gorilla. I ran a 2.2 40 yard dash. It’s went to black jack at the casino and now I own the casino. Some people call me god. You can call me your savior. Blessings upon you my son.