If I was going anywhere on Earth the last place I'd want to go would be Nigfrica. Just a disgusting climate full of stupid apes and wild beasts with no basic civilization related structures.
Once you master the mud hut, spear, poorly commandeering a motor boat and playing with a ball you've mastered being a nignog. Usually takes about 12 years before death at the average life expectancy of 40.
I came up with a plan to save Ape-frica over 30 years ago:
1) Take all the "good" ape-fricans and put them in a big barge off-shore. 2) Pave the entire continent, like a giant walmart parking lot. 3) Sink the barge.
Job done.
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