No, he'll just say it was less severe. Than what, I don't know...
Insanity. Piss on someone's leg and tell them it will make them more resistant to sunburns. Still get sunburnt but 'could have been worse'.
Maddening
He would’ve died instead of almost died?
I think the clots he has will take care of that.
No critical thinking by many anymore.
He's the literal incarnation of "Mouth writes checks his feet can't cash."
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