Your being an asshole now. I thought i was going to go to canada to evade the draft, then low and behold I tried to join the marines. Fuck my ninth grade education, it could have changed my life.
Your being an asshole now. I thought i was going to go to canada to evade the draft, then low and behold I tried to join the marines. Fuck my ninth grade education, it could have changed my life.
What life?
A giant faggot like you in the vietnam jungle would have been a fucking 'nades and bullets magnet, plural. They would have given you the m60 because of your natural capacity to carry it around, and you can bet your ass the jawa sized viets would have unloaded everything they had on you the second they saw you with it, for obvious reasons
And that's without considering a fucking john mccain bombing your ass by accident as in "oops sorry, my bad..."
What life?
A giant faggot like you in the vietnam jungle would have been a fucking 'nades and bullets magnet, plural. They would have given you the m60 because of your natural capacity to carry it around, and you can bet your ass the jawa sized viets would have unloaded everything they had on you the second they saw you with it, for obvious reasons
And that's without considering a fucking john mccain bombing your ass by accident as in "oops sorry, my bad..."
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