You do what you want
That being said, you know he's a point, the army is a fucking scam and they like them young not just because they're physically fit... It's also because the youngsters are more manipulable, they lack political maturity and easily fall for the pseudo-patriotic narrative du jour
You dodged the vietnam draft and it probably saved your ass remember that. The military wanted to send you overseas to die for a shekel
It has to be said, and that's not saying your relative who got maimed was a pieces of shit, he's been used just as you would have been used, and that's the result, he got maimed
And for what?
To defend america, liberty, democracy and shit? Come on you know
Your being an asshole now. I thought i was going to go to canada to evade the draft, then low and behold I tried to join the marines. Fuck my ninth grade education, it could have changed my life.
What life?
A giant faggot like you in the vietnam jungle would have been a fucking 'nades and bullets magnet, plural. They would have given you the m60 because of your natural capacity to carry it around, and you can bet your ass the jawa sized viets would have unloaded everything they had on you the second they saw you with it, for obvious reasons
And that's without considering a fucking john mccain bombing your ass by accident as in "oops sorry, my bad..."
just dont.I dont want to think less of you
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