I still remember the girl who, in the dead of winter, opened the windows, took my clothes, painted my nails, and locked me out of the bedroom… all because I had a few too many.

Oddly enough I’m still a drunk and she’s my wife!

I guess I'll just be pedestrian then lol.

Yeah, I finally realized, that's a lot more excitement than I really want in my life. Getting shot at, sky-diving, SCUBA diving, martial arts, etc. That was exciting. Being married to a bat-shit crazy wife, that was just too much...

So you've met my ex wife. Good luck. I still have flash backs.

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