The moon is operated by Salamanders.
Please. There's no need to repeat the tales your grade school teachers tell you.
Plus it's cheap pizza Tuesday at Uncle Sals Pizza and Ribs.
Once you get it in your mouth you'll keep comin back!
Off hwy 60 at the turnpike ramp near Old Juniors Country Rugs.
You go enjoy that.
Yeah, the lunatics comingling with the morons. I will most certainly be armed.
damn werewolves have been getting in my trash and im sick of it
Isn't the moon technically always full, it's just the light hitting it differently?
No, but only because the term "Full Moon" is "as viewed from Earth." The latter half is assumed.
The moon is actually a hollow shell. The great shipyards of the Ir-Irendri Corporation once inhabited the back, that's why people used to see UFOs everywhere. Now that they've moved on, you don't see any. Prove me wrong.
I'll be safe in the woods with a chainsaw.
Personally, I've been waiting for a werewolf to stop by and ask if I'd like to be part of the pack.
Lol, I've had two bear encounters recently. No werewolves yet. Got a guy that swears Bigfoot is running around out here. Should probably drug test him.
Yeah, I've got a first cousin that had a job way out in the hills. Came back telling a wild tale about a couple of sasquatch out there "talking" to each other. Broken down trees, broken off at about six feet from the ground. Some HUGE turds that would Not have come from a bear. Things like that. I was wondering how many cases of beer he had taken out there with him!
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