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This is one of the best I've had so far:

Hi, stupid bird. This is Ruby calling from this college regard to job opportunity of help desk technician with the federal client MPC sunflowers. And we are looking for a person who has a 5 plus years of three plus years of experience hasn't helped this technician and they need to have active security secret clearance or else ingredients also a lot. I also sent you an email with the job description.

Idiot sent me several emails as well, and the client really is (according to the email) "RCD MPC SUNFLOWERS." What the fuck?

All I know is that 5 years of 3 years hasn't helped, apparently.

This is one of the best I've had so far: > Hi, stupid bird. This is Ruby calling from this college regard to job opportunity of help desk technician with the federal client MPC sunflowers. And we are looking for a person who has a 5 plus years of three plus years of experience hasn't helped this technician and they need to have active security secret clearance or else ingredients also a lot. I also sent you an email with the job description. Idiot sent me several emails as well, and the client really is (according to the email) "RCD MPC SUNFLOWERS." What the fuck? All I know is that 5 years of 3 years hasn't helped, apparently.

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The weird thing about the Hindus is that their grammar and vocabulary are usually excellent ... but they can't speak clearly enough to understand what the fuck they are saying, their accent is so thick.

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It's old Colonial English grammar, but yes. You can't understand a word.

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do you have the right ingredients also a lot?

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I don't know....I just don't know...I'm so confused

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I know a few Indians, always chuckle at their expressions.. Take a photo: 'Take out a picture' Free the dog: 'Tie the dog loose'

You may like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SOYq1Ww82I&t=22s

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Trying to apply broken colonial English to modern times. It doesn't work.