Whew. When I read your post title, I thought you had confessed to killing your wife.
Whew. When I read your post title, I thought you had confessed to killing your wife.
Dishwashers are mainly a way to get dirty dishes out of sight quickly. They don't really clean dishes. I find that unless I rinse off the dirty dish first, the dishwaster won't clean it half the time. So I rinse everything, essentially washing it by hand, before putting it into the dishwasher. The dishes get washed twice, which makes them really clean, but it's almost a waste of time to run the thing.
Dishwashers are mainly a way to get dirty dishes out of sight quickly. They don't really clean dishes. I find that unless I rinse off the dirty dish first, the dishwaster won't clean it half the time. So I rinse everything, essentially washing it by hand, before putting it into the dishwasher. The dishes get washed twice, which makes them really clean, but it's almost a waste of time to run the thing.
They sanitize more than they clean. At least the leftover foodstuff is sanitary.
They sanitize more than they clean. At least the leftover foodstuff is sanitary.
I just position the dishes in such a way they will get a jet of water and aren't blocking other dishes. I only rinse if there's a lot of residue.
Don't normally have any issues with cleanliness of dishes.
I just position the dishes in such a way they will get a jet of water and aren't blocking other dishes. I only rinse if there's a lot of residue.
Don't normally have any issues with cleanliness of dishes.
Clearly you have never used a good dishwasher.
Clearly you have never used a good dishwasher.
I have a pretty good dishwasher that gets the job done, but it fucking takes almost an hour to clean. So, yeah, I clean with soap, and a scrubby sponge. Dishwashers are overrated.
I have a pretty good dishwasher that gets the job done, but it fucking takes almost an hour to clean. So, yeah, I clean with soap, and a scrubby sponge. Dishwashers are overrated.
Thats just a waste of energy and clean water.
Thats just a waste of energy and clean water.
I hope you have a bag of lime.
Oh.
I hope you have a bag of lime.
Oh.
You want to use lye. Lime would preserve the body.
You want to use lye. Lime would preserve the body.
Damn autocorrect.
Damn autocorrect.
I'm not digging the hole
I'm not digging the hole
I’m a mason, I got a hole pallet of bags of lime.
I’m a mason, I got a hole pallet of bags of lime.
I'm not a fan of dishwashers. It promotes people piling up shit all over the place, then someone needs to load / unload it. Almost always not the person creating the biggest mess.
It requires pre rinsing the dishes anyways, might as well take the extra 5 seconds of effort per item to just clean it fully there. So it doesn't save you much time anyways often.
The best is just cleaning up after your damn self. Often while you're in the middle of cooking itself etc.
Dishwasher is good for if you have guests and they crash every plate and pot in one day. Or if you have REALLY bad roommates and essentially they are like having guests over every single day.
I'm not a fan of dishwashers. It promotes people piling up shit all over the place, then *someone* needs to load / unload it. Almost always not the person creating the biggest mess.
It requires pre rinsing the dishes anyways, might as well take the extra 5 seconds of effort per item to just clean it fully there. So it doesn't save you much time anyways often.
The best is just cleaning up after your damn self. Often while you're in the middle of cooking itself etc.
Dishwasher is good for if you have guests and they crash every plate and pot in one day. Or if you have REALLY bad roommates and essentially they are like having guests over every single day.
I’m a big fan of clean as you go. So much of cooking is waiting, why not keep busy. And yeah, why not wash instead of pre rinse… just put some elbow grease into it and it’s done.
I’m a big fan of clean as you go. So much of cooking is waiting, why not keep busy. And yeah, why not wash instead of pre rinse… just put some elbow grease into it and it’s done.
I thought you got a divorce.
I thought you got a divorce.
Nah, I like my wife and she tolerates me.
Nah, I like my wife and she tolerates me.
thats a horrible way of saying you kicked your wife out
thats a horrible way of saying you kicked your wife out
My dishwasher also doubles as sandwich maker.
My dishwasher also doubles as sandwich maker.
I used to have a dishwasher, but we divorced
I used to have a dishwasher, but we divorced
I imagine by divorced you mean her anus expanded too rapidly and imploded on itself . You turned the poor woman into a supermassive back hole.
I imagine by divorced you mean her anus expanded too rapidly and imploded on itself . You turned the poor woman into a supermassive back hole.
No, she had paranoid schizophrenia and an Adderall addiction. I wish I were joking.
No, she had paranoid schizophrenia and an Adderall addiction. I wish I were joking.
Less than ideal. Did she have a nice ass at least?
Less than ideal. Did she have a nice ass at least?
To all those hating of dishwashers I always respond the same. Then throw away you washing machine and do your clothes by hand.
To all those hating of dishwashers I always respond the same. Then throw away you washing machine and do your clothes by hand.
Seems like apples and oranges to me. Maybe I don’t have enough experience hand washing clothes, but go fuck your self, faggot.
Seems like apples and oranges to me. Maybe I don’t have enough experience hand washing clothes, but go fuck your self, faggot.
I thought maybe you were gonna say you got a divorce.
I thought maybe you were gonna say you got a divorce.
A dishwasher is a glorified drying rack
A dishwasher is a glorified drying rack
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