Give me a writing prompt and I'll write you a believable story.
By some strange supernatural occurrence, all user names on poal are changed to one befitting the most apparent recognizable trait of the owner. Gyrate's name doesn't change for some reason.
His name was John_Galt.
John Under-Score Galt.
And as his fate was described, you could hear the symphony rising and slowly descending, with each note accentuating a theatric moment in his life, without overshadowing it too much.
That's why we call him Johnny Underscores around these parts.
Also he would always take the under on Jet's - Patriots games and lose.
Who does that?
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