I do that with beer.
I do that with beer.
Are you trying to get him to get drunk and fight someone again?
Are you trying to get him to get drunk and fight someone again?
Capital! Orange you glad you did it?
Capital! Orange you glad you did it?
Your body was probably craving for vitamins c. It's full of fibers too.
Your body was probably craving for vitamins c. It's full of fibers too.
Yeah, I've been out at sea for awhile trading spices. I guess that explains the scurvy.
Yeah, I've been out at sea for awhile trading spices. I guess that explains the scurvy.
i do the same thing, but with oreos and snack cakes.
i do the same thing, but with oreos and snack cakes.
Ritz crackers.
Ritz crackers.
yeah, im pretty sure those are laced with either crack or heroin. ive never been able to just eat one sleeve of those either.
yeah, im pretty sure those are laced with either crack or heroin. ive never been able to just eat one sleeve of those either.
Congratulations. Now you have eaten enough fructose to make your liver kick triglyceride production into high gear. If you did that every day you'd have metabolic syndrome in no time.
Congratulations. Now you have eaten enough fructose to make your liver kick triglyceride production into high gear. If you did that every day you'd have metabolic syndrome in no time.
God won't let me die until I've completed my mission.
God won't let me die until I've completed my mission.
What if was to eat 6 oranges in one sitting 🤔
What if was to eat 6 oranges in one sitting 🤔
Metabolic syndrome?
Metabolic syndrome?
The Goal God gave me was to convince everyone else to Kill Themselves.
The Goal God gave me was to convince everyone else to Kill Themselves.
Insulin resistance, high blood pressure, fatty liver, high triglycerides, low HDL cholesterol.
Insulin resistance, high blood pressure, fatty liver, high triglycerides, low HDL cholesterol.
I did this with 3 ripe pineapple one time and nearly sent myself into anaphylactic shock
I did this with 3 ripe pineapple one time and nearly sent myself into anaphylactic shock
One time I noticed my coworker eating a bunch of pineapple.
I asked him why he was eating so much.
He said pineapple made you cum taste better.
I asked him if he needed any money, because you gotta be pretty poor to have to eat your own cum.
One time I noticed my coworker eating a bunch of pineapple.
I asked him why he was eating so much.
He said pineapple made you cum taste better.
I asked him if he needed any money, because you gotta be pretty poor to have to eat your own cum.
I did that once as a teenager. It taught me what heartburn feels like. Didn't do it again.
I did that once as a teenager. It taught me what heartburn feels like. Didn't do it again.
You sound like the beginning of a ludicrous math problem.
You sound like the beginning of a ludicrous math problem.
That's how I got to 325 in 2009...
That's how I got to 325 in 2009...
You're gonna shit your brains out.
You're gonna shit your brains out.
Cute, assuming I have brains
Cute, assuming I have brains
If you haven't got any brains then you're a nigger. You're not a nigger right
If you haven't got any brains then you're a nigger. You're not a nigger right
I'm fairly sure orangutans eat oranges when they don't have bananas.
I'm fairly sure orangutans eat oranges when they don't have bananas.
Well, I'm definitely not like you.
Well, I'm definitely not like you.
Two words: Better get turlot paper
Two words: Better get turlot paper
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