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Spend the entire time in court reeeeeeeing about the fringe on the flags.

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perhaps a poem would work in lieu of legal representation.

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1 NEVER hire a lawyer, lawyers are for fags everybody knows this

2 When you meet the judge for the first time without your lawyer, don't try to be nice because the judge will think you're a faggot trying to pass as a real man by not hiring a lawyer. So first thing you do, you cut him and tell him to shut the fuck up, at the very moment he opens his mouth, he then is going to play with a little wooden hammer to try to divert your attention, it's a shit-test and most people fall for it, don't stop or you'll lose the judge's respect, you have to yell at him like a drill instructor, call him a fucking piece of shit nigger until he shuts the fuck up. If you succeed, he'll send guards at you to test your octogon skills, no holds barred, you have to wreck the shit out of the guards, eye poking, kicks to the groin, everything goes, you can use the furniture too. Make no mistake it's not a sport, it's a deathmatch, and if you win, the judge will sentence you to life without parole, which basically means that you're granted a life long free pass for any crime you want, no question asked, that's what "without parole" means

Sure, said like that it sounds tough, but everybody can do it, you just have to be prepared, everything is in the preparation, 10 to 15 pushups a day for a week or so, and you should be good

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If you can kick everyone's ass the government sends to stop you, youll be the new ruler of everything. Its a fact no lawyer will tell you.

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it's the secret tvey don't want u to know

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What else are they not telling us??

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Not legal advice: Don't cop a plea unless the prosecution will guarantee that no further charges will arise from that incident.

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Yep. You accept the plea deal then suddenly there's an extra charge and boom, you're serving your 10 years of probation or whatever in prison.

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I have a friend that went to prison for conspiracy to distribute. The girl that flipped on him got released from federal custody, then was immediately arrested by the state government and charged with exactly the same thing she thought she was getting out of by getting my friend locked up.

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Can you explain more about what happened? I believe you but "charged with exactly the same thing" is throwing me off.

Also, conspiracy to distribute sounds like a trumped up charge. "You discussed distributing drugs with other people but never actually distributed drugs."

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There are NO Judicial courts in America and have not been since 1789. Judges do not enforce Statues and Codes. Executive Administrators enforce Statues and Codes. (FRC v. GE 281 US 464 Keller v. PE 261 US 428, 1 Stat. 138-178)

There have Not been any Judges in America since 1789. There have just been administrators. (FRC v. GE 281 US 464 Keller v. PE 261 US 428, 1 Stat. 138-178)

You CANNOT use the U.S. Constitution to defend yourself because you are NOT a party to it. (Padelford Fay & Co. v. The Mayor and Alderman of the City of Savannah 14 Georgia 438, 520)

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I only looked up that last one, the Padelford Fay one.

This Larry guy's response in regards to someone asking about it seems to paint a different picture. I'm not really legally informed though, you seem to at least research it. Any thoughts?

https://freedom-school.com/law/padelford-v-city-of-savannah.html

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What do you think about us under maritime law, and the 1871 theory?

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Leiber code of 1863 and maritime probably ties it all together.

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Judges support lawyers, if you go without one you will lose.

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Tell the judge your your sovereign and your name is legal fiction. That under Admril law you didnt commit a crime.

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Dress hasidic. Whip your circumcised cock out

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Call the judge a kike faggot, then say you have Tourette's

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Thanks for the advice, but I already got all charges dismissed

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shit

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I won, through the power of reading, and thought, and I didn't have to use a kike or take taxpayer funded attorneys.

Jealous?

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Hire your own stenographer.

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Bring an emotional support dog to court for sympathy points.

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A support dog is the 2010s strategy. An emotional support puppy play gimp is what you need now days.

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