Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.)
Her: Do you need to be someplace else?
Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically.
Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you?
Me: That you're not wearing any panties.
Her: Ha! Well it's wrong.
Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.
Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.)
Her: Do you need to be someplace else?
Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically.
Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you?
Me: That you're not wearing any panties.
Her: Ha! Well it's wrong.
Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.
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