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Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.)

Her: Do you need to be someplace else?

Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically.

Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you?

Me: That you're not wearing any panties.

Her: Ha! Well it's wrong.

Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.

Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.) Her: Do you need to be someplace else? Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically. Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you? Me: That you're not wearing any panties. Her: Ha! Well it's wrong. Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.

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[–] • 5 pts (edited )

Clever, but if you’re already on a date it’s not a pickup line.

Also, good luck with your continued marriage, but as a general rule we should be avoiding whores. If saying something quippy gets her to bang you, 99% chance she’s the type of woman that will bang the next guy who says something quippy. You are for sure not the only person feeding her lines intended to elicit slutty behavior

[–] • 3 pts

This is true.

The real woman who is wife material has already made majority of her assessment of you before even talking begins. Your fitness level, manners and how dressed you are - indicating mental stability, and later through talk about what you are doing with your life - your financial stability. Man is the one who provides, that's the natural order of things.

If you meet women in bars who are going to sleep with you on the first date, and God forbid you marry them, you are just setting yourself up for the failure down the road.